"If you find a man who is big, and hairy, and beastly, and it seems like he wants to hurt you, but... he's got a lot of money and really big house? Stick it out. You can change him.
Desire, is when a man wants you so much that he's willing to yell at you and beat down your door and tell you if you don't eat with him, you don't eat at all. It also kind of means he wants you to be skinny.
There was once a really hot, successful man who was very goal-oriented and extremely popular who wanted to marry me, but I didn't feel like it was enough of a challenge. Never settle for something that doesn't feel like it's a challenge.
I don't like the term "beastiality", sounds bleech, I like the term "interspeciality" because it sounds like "special".
Find a man who wants to imprison you with his love.
The longer that you're trapped with the same person, it'll start to feel like home. Stockholm!
You don't need to have fancy people friends! Things around your house can be your friends! Don't just sit on furniture, talk to it!
Candlesticks are really good at love advice, because they're french!
The key to love is to tolerate everything. Oh god, everything.
The lesson here is: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. As long as the woman is good looking." - Belle
-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uuk-h2ZYNJU
"I live with 7 men, it's totally platonic.
If you're wandering alone, you should walk into the first house that looks open. Especially if it looks like other strange men live there.
Remember girls, a bed's a bed. You don't need to know whose it is to sleep in it!
Cook, clean, men. *giggle*
If you need to clean a kitchen, invite in rabid animals to help you! They can do things like lick plates.
I do not have a hard time talking to animals. Mostly I just sing!
It's really fun to give your friends nicknames on their most obvious features, Just like a frat house would!
Sneezy actually has a very severe medical problem.
Dopey is a pot head! And a big dumbass.
Older women, when they're ugly, are very trust worthy. But when they're pretty, watch out, they're evil!
I would rather die waiting for a gorgeous prince charming than settle for a man that is small. Guys aren't supposed to be short! That's funny!
I like mirrors so much, I let other people watch me through them.
It's important to be fair. You have to be the fairest. If you go outside and get a little sun, stop it. You need to be fairer.
You know you made it as the prettiest person when everyone around you wants to kill you.
Fair fair fairest, white white whitest.
Don't ever eat fruit, that shit is so bad for you!" - Snow white
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT2R3E7vDUc
"My best feature is my voice, so I sold it for plastic surgery!
Always have friends that are smaller than you so you can control them and make them do whatever you want them to do.
If you have a father that loves you, run away from him.
Junk is awesome! You should collect as much of it as you can, hide it, don't donate it, you know, steal things from people, it's okay!
One persons junk is another persons... junk.
Don't ever talk to a man unless his kisses you on the mouth first. Then, as a woman, you're allowed.
When you do talk to men, they love baby talk. "My thats a big dinglehopper! Will you put it in my whatsit?!"
You should always find a stranger to obsess over, and then genetically modify yourself for that stranger.
Never be comfortable in the body that you're given. If you don't like how you look? Snip Snip! Nothing wrong with that!
I'm an ordinary human instead of a beautiful princess mermaid, and I love that.
It is impossible to get rid of crabs...." - Ariel
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8xCgC3w1zs
